POLOKWANE’S DUMBEST CRIMINALS

Some people wake up early to go to work, and others wake up early to steal electric cables. Well, this one didn’t get very far. He got caught red-handed at the corner of Marshal and Joubert Streets. He is now enjoying a different kind of “connection” at Polokwane SAPS, rewiring his life.

Meanwhile, over in Mankweng, another suspect thought he could outsmart the system by setting up his own VIP water connection without permission, of course. He has also been “disconnected”. Looks like he is now well-hydrated in the police custody.

Moral of the story? If you mess with Polokwane’s utilities, you might just find yourself “plugged in” at the police station.

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