BREAKING NEWS: GRASS IMPRESSES TOUGH BELGIAN COACH

Coach Hugo Broos came to Polokwane with one mission: inspect the pitch like a detective on a crime scene. His verdict? “If it’s bad, we don’t go.”

Well, guess what? The grass got a glow-up. Now, Broos is basically in love:
○ “The pitch is… fantastic!”
○ “Beautiful, really, really beautiful!”
○ “They did fantastic work, and I’m very happy with it!”

No excuses now. If Bafana Bafana do not win, they can’t blame the grass.

Get ready, Polokwane, football is about to go down.

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